Thursday 5 April 2012

What's your number

Its been a long day today for me. I decided to drive for French class as the teacher added extra half an hour for coming four session. She's taking a day off and that four x half an hour extensions is to catch up her absence.

In the car, I was so bored with my song on my car hard drive . I switched on the radio listening to a census result that in average [male and female] had sex with 21 people in their life. Yes, that's right, twenty one people. Eat that Anna Faris, your number isn't that many after all. So the listener start calling as the topic turned into, "do you tell your partner the real number as to how many people you had slept with?". What drew my attention was when there's this girl [33 years old] said that she lied about the number to her current bf, but she was shocked as to how many her bf had slept with. His number was ....



two hundred fourty three... It is a three digits number. I was shocked, but the way she sees it is that she has a well trained bf on bed (as long as he's clean I suppose). So the radio presenter asked her true number, she said fourty three and not all guys. So she did lesbians too. Despite the fact, the numbers make me feel like just another Ozzie. LOL, this census proofs that I'm not a slut in this country.***

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    1. not yet la, I still havent beaten the number of that cencus result yet

      XD tuls, where r u meh?

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  2. it's not slut. it's called being aussie! :)

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    1. I haven't allocate you any number la, haven't done anything with you at all what?

      Hahahahaha

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  4. so now on the race to at least reach the census benchmark?hahahaha =P

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    1. I dunno, I think I'm nearly there
      Lol
      No need to race, still plenty of time

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  5. hmmm... aussie and pussie is but an alphabet difference... anyway, with time, i am sure you will surpass the aussie average. i have... in my close to 30 yrs in the gay circle... oops tmi! haha!

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    1. Eh, so how many your number then? LOL

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    2. aiyah... u cannot expect to keep count right? but well with close to 30 yrs, ok ok put it 25 years in the circle, i need to only do it with 10 per year to bust the 243 that the guy has right? okok... i have officially surpassed tuls' count... omg, tuls is so gonna bitch me now...

      lolx!

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    3. Hahahaha...

      lets see what is Tuls's count then :p

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  6. and oh, i really think chris evans is really hawt! :-)

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