keeping your parents happy". I made a scene the day before I leave jogja, I'm annoyed enough with this steamy weather, melting, I swim in my own sweat, this time my brother annoys me with lots of questions.
Bro:"soooo, have you got a GF yet?"
Bro:"c'mon tell me"
Bro:"I wonder what is she look like, just show me her pic"
Me:"I'm only gonna tell you this, I'm not gonna get married"
Me: [the silent act]
Bro:"did a girl broke your heart?"
"did she cheated on you?"
On and on and on with questions but I act silent
"well, let me know when u ready"
Sigh, finally, he shut his mouth, But an hour later I got more from the three aunties [why aunties are so KPo]
Aunty 1: "so have u got a GF?"
Aunty 2: "If you haven't make sure she's Indo"
Aunty 3: "never get a GF that is not Indo, look at Mr.A [her neighbor]" then the example of his failure marriage
Me : "And the three of you preached me about religion, tsk tsk tsk, aunties, I am so disappointed of you, how could you say those things, isn't your religion teach you that all human being are the same despite their look, race, sex, even age, let alone being indo or not indo"
The three of them speechless, hah... finally I managed to shut them up.