Friday, 4 May 2012

tak-halal

It may be very sensitive issue for some but it's my blog, I can just write my thought here. Kevin's post reminds me of this eventful moment. This post will heat up some group of people [you have been warned]. But anyway, Dee's friend let's call him A had his old friend B paid him a visit here in Sydney.

Backgrounds : A is Indo, a medical worker studied in Melbourne many years ago and currently working in one of Sydney's hospital and B has been living in Indo and never step out of the country with his moslem skill [stereo typical] of preaching [bear in mind, I said stereotypical].

A : "Can I have the crispy pork belly and rice please"
B : "Can I just have ... [you put halal food here]"
W : [taking notes]
A : "So, how have you been doing?"
B : "You're still Moslem right?"
A : [bitch stare, and pull out his wallet, put his national ID on table]
A : "Oh yes Alhamdulillah I still am a Moslem, here's what it sez on the card"

..... "hahahaha..." I was laughing out loud with his action. "Let me finish", she said.

B : "then why did you order pork?"
A : "oh, you FUCK your girl friend right? as in doing sex and penetration"
B : "that's different"
A : "oh yah? how?"
B : "you eat something forbidden"
A : "oh, spare me from your preach, I eat pork, I got fat, so what?"
A : " you fuck your NOT HALAL girl friend, you should get rajam 100 times what?"
B : "this is totally different"
A : "of course it's different, we both do sins, I got punishment by getting fat, you walk away from 100 rajam, the difference is you preached whilst I don't"

 ...... "stop stop stop, this makes what I been doing is not a sin, because I only fuck with guys, and I am a guy, halal what?",  my usual sarcasm kicked in. But the way this guy preaches Dee's friend whilst he's doing a sin himself and saying that is different by putting himself better than others. It's simply hypocrite. I maybe a sinner, but I don't preach people and telling them that they are bad. I don't give a damn shit about people's relationship with their God, it is totally their own business, just keep that away from me and be a nice person with me, can?***

22 comments:

  1. Uh huh, this is a nice post, we call them munafik, hahaha why the fuck can't they stop preaching? Come one lah, this is no more 1984 hahaha

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    1. haha, well, they can preach but please don't point out someone as a sinner whilst they are a sinner who can getaway from punishment and think they are above everyone else. It's just wrong.

      oh, what's with 1984? hahahaha did madonna do something back then? or maybe kylie minogue?

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  2. hahahaahahahhaa...that is so typical...that is why there is halal restaurant at crown casino in melbourne..after tired from gambling(a sin) and hungry, they want to eat and look for halal food since it's a sin to eat non-halal/pork one..so comical xD

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    1. oh yah, I just remember that, the halal restaurant in gambling vicinity, how does that work?

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  3. I dont like people who preach lo.. People who cannot hold opinions to themselves.. -.-''

    AND CRISPY PORK RICE!! Hungry dy.. :3

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    1. nom nom nom nom, crispy pork belly, nom nom nom

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  4. It has been a taboo for them, drink alcohol can but pork no no, that is shit

    whoa.. my first time eating pork is that ninja burger, 'if you not into pork, then you're chicken.' i can't take challenge lol!

    second time eating char siew, damn! that's good!

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    1. according to this guy [i.e. B telling A] pork is taboo but having sex with their GF before marriage is not la, hahahaha...

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  5. You sum it up real well =)
    We see more of them nowadays... :P

    They kutuk-kutuk everyone and everything, Allah here Allah there... Or God here God there... but eh, how come your GF pregnant? what? went for abortion dy? tsk tsk tsk... Now what? break up dy? you with another girl now? wow... Even better... President of religious club, caught banging at the car park...

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    1. eh? now that's new, the president of religious club got caught for banging at the car park, so public place lo, at least get a room or something [tent maybe?]

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  6. being gay is wrong in islam teaching i think.. so just bunuh diri la.. thanks :)

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    1. bunuh diri pun tak halal loh, dunno where else to go then

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    2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! omgosh ya la!! i jsut realize too! lollllllllll hahahahaha

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  7. haha..
    halal or haram ... all depends on the person itself ;)
    love ur rational on u being halal.. lol ;p

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    1. my boy friend [If only I have one] is halal what? hahahaha

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  8. It's really about ones sincerity. Anyway it's always messy when it comes to this topic.

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    1. well, I still think not to bring things up if it's only half empty. Do it thoroughly or don't do it at all la

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  9. Yeah these people are just about everywhere! But I like A's response. =)

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    1. your pic you look to the right, two horns child's looking to the left.. like got some chemistry only if put together side by side.. lol.. sorry i wuliao...

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    2. @ rotiboy : so damn kena lo with response from A

      @ tuls : I never realised that till u mentioned it

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