Thursday 17 May 2012

how blind is blind?

C: "M, are you interested for a blind date?"
M: "are you freaking serious?" [sceptical tone]
C: "I am serious"
M: "alright, how blind is blind? color blind, one eye patched blind, any other blind?"
C: "well, he works for travel agent, he's 40..."
M: "say what?"
C: "he's hot, trust me"
M: "hold that thought, I have to send you something to your phone"

"[ding ding...!!!]"



C: "STALKER.....!!!"
M: "yap, I just did that, crossed the main walkway, enter the renewable energy building, order coffee and ohlala take picture of the new barista, I am not skilful in taking person's pic without getting notice, so fuzzy"
C: "M, you shall not touch him"
M: "but he's so damn sexy, lean athletic, nice biceps, cute face, thin lips, spanish, hot barista, I can even see thru his shirts what's like behind it"
C: "so how about the blind date?"
M: "maybe I should intro myself to him, can you fedex me that hottie barista please? I don't care the taste of the coffee but he looks yummy"
C: "M, focus...!"
M: "err... can I think about it first tonite?"
C: "OK then, we'll talk about it tomorrow over lunch?"
M: "Kay, I have to go meeting with your boss, au revoir sweetie"
..... hung up the phone

Blind date? a 40 something years old guy for me? I am a bit sceptical with it. Well, I know she has very good taste. Even her previous bf is not my type, I have to admit he is super cute. I don't think she'll steer me to a wrong side of the road. But the age? errr... wouldn't that make him look paedophile? I might give it a try, a sugar daddy? OMG I sounds like below desperation threshold now. I need holiday, I got the over balance leave, but no budget.

12 comments:

  1. Hoho.. Picture first! Then only go.. But the barista.. YES!

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    1. barista is triple yes, XD

      I thought so too, picture

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  2. Oh... wonderful cup of coffee... does it comes in thick and strong?

    Balance leave but no budget ehh? Sugar daddy can help you out... hehehe or Leo Nut =P

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    1. It looks like thick and strong, Always come in a large package for my orders

      yah need second job, or sugar daddy to give me an extra job to get extra cash, I can always use the extra cash for holidays

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  3. If he's as hot as yr friend promised, let me test him out for u, OK? My report to u will be either:

    (if he's good) Let it be, he's too old for u.

    OR

    (if he's so so) You know, you shouldn't discriminate due to age. After all, experience & maturity do count....

    ;P

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    1. hahaha, I'm not discriminating the age, but I'm sceptical with the whole blind date thing

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  4. hahahahaa...u and ur guy...everyday sure got new guy u drooling on...think u can make a photo album already for all those guys that every caught ur eye =P

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    1. should start taking pictures like tuls, then make a photo album out of it

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  5. Replies
    1. it's not the age, but the concept of blind date that makes me sceptic

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